Bad Pup!

This morning Seuss thought it would be a good idea to try to get into everything. Soon as he woke up he went and stuck his head on Mike's cereal bowl, then fell down some stairs because as usual he was going to fast. Does he learn from this? No of course not, this is Seuss people, he just went down the next flight of stairs at an even faster pace.
After coming inside and roaming around for awhile. He waited until Mike was on the phone then started rustling around in the trash trying to pull out who knows what. I heard him and, since I couldn't say anything I popped him lightly on the behind. Of course this didn't phase him he just pranced away to scope around Mike's area once again.
During his time over there I thought it safe to do some work on the computer...Seuss of course thought this a grand opportunity to play his new favorite game of 'Drink water then stand next to Mommy and drip all over her'.
Of course it didn't end there. He went into the bedroom and started clanking random objects around that mike had put on the floor. When I caught him and told him how he was being a bad dog he just wagged his tail, hopped on to 'his' bed and settled in for a nap.
His work was done.